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19th-Oct-2009 11:55 am - hep me lazyweb
High speed internet options/recommendations in downtown San Francisco. Landline phone not needed. Cable TV not needed. Low latency more important than high bandwidth. GO!
1st-Oct-2009 10:13 am - morning in paradise
"MiiiiiaaaaaOOOOOOoooowwwwww!"

"Ssssh, your daddy's sleeping."

"...m'wake..."

"Your daddy's probably hung over."
13th-Aug-2009 12:32 am - In a Wicked Age: A Tribute Diverted
I've been poking around at various indie RPGs that I want to play. Tonight I ran a little solo session of In A Wicked Age to familiarize myself with the rules.

In A Wicked Age is a storytelling RPG of swords and sorcery in the mold of Tanith Lee, Jack Vance, Robert E. Howard, and the like. Gods, demons, mortals messing with each other, that sort of thing. The players choose one of four "Oracles" (themes), draw four cards representing story elements, then construct characters inspired by those elements, and turn them loose with a whole bunch of funny-shaped dice to see what happens.

The oracle I chose was The Unquiet Past. The cards:
* Instruments of torture, haunted by their long-dead victims.
* The captain of a foreign troop, sent to collect tribute.
* The boasting chief of a team of rock-quarriers.
* An ambitious petty-wizard, quick to offense.

too long; don't read )

Wanna play?
See, guys be buyin' laptops like this but ladies be buyin' laptops like that.

via Unfogged



Ah, this has been tried before.
5th-May-2009 10:48 am - help me lazyweb
Item one: [info]drskipper and I each have an extra ticket to see Star Trek this Saturday 5/9 at the Kabuki at 7:15. Assigned seating, cocktails in your cushy seats, and nearby nerds. You know you want some of that. Contact me if you're interested. Never mind.

Item two: I'm generating some HTML that is going to include a large number of thumbnail images. Each thumbnail image wants a text caption right below it. I would like the thumbnails to fill the width of the browser page, however many happen to fit, then spill over to successive lines.

If I just had the thumbnails and no captions, I'd just put a bunch of <img /> tags in a row and it would do what I want.

If I make each image-and-caption pair into a table, it won't put them side by side. If I make each image-and-caption pair into a <td> cell in a single table row, it doesn't wrap.

Is there a good way to do this?


<style type ="text/css">
.gallery table { float: left; margin: 0 5px 5px 0; }
</style>

 ...

<div class="gallery">
<table><caption align="bottom">caption 1</caption><tr><td><a href="img1.jpg"><img src="thumb1.jpg" /></a></td></tr></table>
<table><caption align="bottom">caption 2</caption><tr><td><a href="img2.jpg"><img src="thumb2.jpg" /></a></td></tr></table>
<table><caption align="bottom">caption 3</caption><tr><td><a href="img3.jpg"><img src="thumb3.jpg" /></a></td></tr></table>
</div>

13th-Apr-2009 09:35 pm - and boy are my arms tired
...no, I didn't just fly in from the coast. I finally broke down and got the Meinl Trejon. It's an oversized cajón with three separate face pieces to give more variety in tones.

I've been practicing since it arrived, trying to go half an hour or an hour at a time. I don't keep very good time alone, but I've been setting iTunes to shuffle my whole music collection and trying to play along with whatever comes up. I fast-forward through anything that's just not working, and occasionally pick something specific when I think of it. It's more inspiring than a simple metronome.

After an hour of that tonight, my hands and arms are definitely tired.

Anyone else done much hand drumming? Any tips or suggestions?
8th-Apr-2009 01:45 pm - exchange of the day
Sound Designer B has just demonstrated a cool little game-polish feature.

Me: "Is that for [Title 1] or [Title X]?"
B: "[Title X]. And I'm glad you asked me that because I was about to break into a Bon Jovi song."
Me: "Guess we dodged a bullet there."
28th-Mar-2009 01:56 pm - this is how holy wars start
I dreamt that I was in an argument with a religious zealot about his sacrament. I knocked the cup from his hand. It spattered all over the floor between us, much to his shock and dismay.

I screamed at the guy that while maybe God had a part in creating the cows and the bushes and trees, the fruit smoothie itself was not a sacred thing, but merely a product of man and blender.
25th-Mar-2009 12:21 pm - Why OnLive isn't gonna work
So the big buzz at GDC is about the OnLive gaming service. The basic idea is that OnLive is going to run high end PC games on high end machines and pipe the video to the consumer. The consumer runs a very thin client, either a cheap set top box or a PC or Mac -- and the draw here is that the consumer doesn't have to have a high end gaming machine, because all it has to do is send controller inputs and decode some video.

They apparently have invested a lot in a low latency video codec and a lot of video routing hardware, which is admittedly neat.

Network latency, though, is a problem. They're adding a layer of network latency that isn't compensated by the game! So single-player games that were never designed for lag get lag, and multiplayer games are compensating for the game-client-to-game-server lag, but not game-client-to-player lag.

They've got a datacenter in Santa Clara, another one active probably on the East coast, and they're building one in the Midwest. It's possible that by putting their datacenters next to existing online gaming servers, they can keep the best-case latency down. However, if I'm in, say, Austin, and I want to play on a server in Austin, I'm going to be routing through Santa Clara on both the server-to-game-client and game-client-to-human-client legs, for about 30ms* additional latency at best. This is probably okay for casual gamers, but I don't think the hardcore will accept it. I'd rather have 100ms of compensated latency than 30ms of uncompensated latency.

Their whole plan is aimed at the casual gamers who don't want to spend $3000 every couple of years on a high end gaming PC. Every machine OnLive buys at that spec gets to serve several players, because not all of them are going to be playing at once, so in that sense it could be cost effective.

However, most existing online gaming services serve several players from each running server. It's not unusual to run 20-30 players on a single server on an FPS like Team Fortress or Counterstrike. OnLive has to use a single machine per player, at least for high-end games. That has to change the economics a lot. I'm not sure how they can find a price that keeps the GPUs humming without driving away the "casual" gamers.

I'd be pissing myself if I were in charge of provisioning the datacenters. If you're serving web pages and load increases beyond what you anticipated, the pages get delivered a little slower. If you're serving games, and load increases beyond what you anticipated, little Johnny doesn't get to play. GPUs don't timeshare well.

In the GDC demo, they show Prince of Persia resuming from a pause screen from the main user menu. No idea how they're planning to make that work in general. They'd need to be able to record and restore main memory, process context and I think even GPU state to make that work right. 4GB of storage per user right there, but disk space is cheap.

Presently, a typical online game sends ~100 bytes/second client->server and pulls down maybe a couple Kbytes/sec server->client. OnLive has the same upstream requirement but is doing ~100 times that in download. Their standard-def bandwidth requirement is 1.5Mbit -- "only" typical baseline DSL speed nowadays, but to us old-timers that's a full T1. There's enough variation in people's network situations that I can't say what the implications are for everyone, but for "casual gamers" with cheap broadband, OnLive is going to try and take the full pipe. So when little sis goes online to torrent the latest Jonas Brothers release**, your video is going to go to shit. In a traditional game, when this happens your latency goes to hell, but thanks to the lag compensation, the game may still be playable.

I'm calling it right now: in two years, no one will care about OnLive.



* Assume that network routing distance is similar to road routing distance. Google maps gives 1721 road miles for Santa Clara to Austin. 1721 mi / 186000 mi/sec (speed of light in vacuum) * 1.5 (roughly the index of refraction for glass fiber) * 2 (round trip latency) = 28ms best case.

** Did I get that right? I'm so bad at pop culture reference.
4th-Mar-2009 06:09 pm - Nerdigras Starts Tomorrow
Short Version: March 5 is the square root of Christmas; Nerdigras is the interval between sqrt(xmas) and Pi Day. Long version here.
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